Monday, September 27, 2010

The Socrates Triple Filter Test




In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem.

One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?"

Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."

Triple filter?"

That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. That's why I call it the triple filter test.

The first filter is TRUTH. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."

All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of GOODNESS. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?"

No, on the contrary..."

So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left: the filter of USEFULNESS. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?"

No, not really."

Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?"

This is why Socrates was a great philosopher & held in such high esteem. Friends, use this triple filter each time you hear loose talk about any of your near & dear friends.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Rajinikanthism - MINDDDD IT


Rajinikanthism
UPDATED ON ~ 2NOV2010
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Rajinikanth makes onions cry.

Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajinikanth can play the violin.....with a piano.

When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.... he turns the dark off.

When Rajinikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajinikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

Rajinikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajinikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajinikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajinikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.

If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajinikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajinikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajinikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajinikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajinikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajinikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajinikanth, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.

There is nothing like recession, its just rajnikanth started to save money.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.

When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush in Poker.

Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV.

There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Rajnikant can divide by zero.


Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Rajnikant, each testicle is larger than the other one.

When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600

Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajnikant kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe

Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”.

Rajnikant ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

If you Google search “Rajnikant getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds

Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes – no, he doesn’t have a TIVO.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.

Breaking news....By INDIA TV...Hanumanji was caught reading rajnikanth chalisa .

What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?.........'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!

Once Rajnikanth Taught a child how to open a door without the Doorbell ...
That fellow since 10 yrs ....workin with CID named "Daya" ;)

Ek baar DAYA darwaja todne gaya, but life me pehli baar darwaja nai tuta. . .
Ander se awaaj aayi...............YE RAJNIKANT KA GHAR HAI!

intel's new tag line for its fastest processor...............
"rajnikant inside"

Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
controversy:
Rajnikanth did not kill the Dead Sea. He thought of it and the sea acceded to his wishes.

once spiderman ,hitman,batman,ironman,shaktiman,krish all visited rajnikanth
....... do u know which day it was ?
"guru pornima"

one night while sleeping, rajni was mumbling some random numbers ,thats how ....... Log table was discovered.

Footballer: i can spin the ball for two hrs on my finger
Rajnikanth: haa,haa,ha.how do u think earth spins?

A child went to kashmir & started playing by making small mountains from ice.
today that mountain is called himalaya and that child is called rajnikanth.

Before Tom Cruise, RAJNIKANTH was approached for the movie "Mission Impossible"
but he refused as he found the title insulting!:-)

New tagline... SAVE WATER or RAJINI will VAPORISE IT....

Once upon a time, Rajinikanth played cricket in Lords,
he played 10 balls and that 10 balls discovered by scientists as 8 planets,
1 sun and 1 moon...

Rajanikanth's school time homework is.....now known as wikipedia...:P

Rajnikant Decided to Change his name to RAJNI CAN because there is Nothing left that Rajni'Cant'....;)

The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.

Rajnikant every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant there is no other way.

When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down.

Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.............
he turns the dark off.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

Rajni doesn't visa nor have to travel to another country to catch the villain,
Rajni fetches the country to chennai and catches the villain.

Mark Zukerberg(Facebook Creator) is hospitalized.....
Because Rajnikanth just poked him on facebook!!

While playing once Rakjnikanth said "Statue" to a girl...
Now that girl is known as "Statue of Liberty"!!!

Rajni doesn't need visa to travel Abroad!.. He jumps from the tallest building of Chennai & hold himself in sky while earth rotates!

Even rajni's farts has a special name...
it's call "Rajnigandha.."...:P

The Earth will not be destroyed in 2012!!
know why??
Because Rajnikant just bought a laptop with THREE years warranty!!

Rajni doesnt use a debugger, he just stares at the code and the bug confesses...

Rajni dont wait to on computer and open his Orkut account, he just touches the Broadband and can c his new updates by manipulating the magnetic and electrical flux of wire.

Once a big rock came in the way of Rajni, he cut off it from earth and threw it in space, it is now known as moon and rotating the earth.

Rajni knows where is Laden, but America dont know that Rajni is in Chennai.

Once a big dinosaur mistaken to threat rajni, Dinosaurs are extinct now.

Rajnikant can travel more fastly dan speed of light and can divert its way just by convincing the photons.

Rajnikant;s comp dont have CPU.

Rajni can cut diamond with his teech and scratch with his nails.................

Rajni can use his facebook page to clean his monitor.

Rajni can shave facebook.

Rajni dont leave scrap, he leave broken bones of enemies in your scrapbook.

Rajnikanth's email address is gmail@rajnikanth.com

Rajnikanth can checkmate Vishwanathan Anand with his first move.

Rajnikant is so fast he always comes yesterday.

Twitter gets its account verified by Rajnikanth.

Govt aborts blackberry ban plan, since rajni can intercept all mails n messages.

Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

When Rajnikanth jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. the water gets Rajnikanth'ed.

Rajnikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.

Once Google was Lost. Rajni found it.

Jesus can walk on water but Rajnikanth can swim through land..!

Neil Armstrong's famous line on the moon was: 'one giant step for mankind, a small step for Rajnikanth'.

Rajni is so cool, he makes ice jealous.

One day Rajni got so angry with dancing that he smashed it..
The result = BreakDance

Rajni doesn't get addicted to smoking, cigarettes get addicted to him.

Contrary to popular belief, India is not a democracy, it is a Rajnikantatorship.

Rajni can download the Internet & compress it to an single MB!

CID is still running because ACP pradhyuman and daya are avatars of Rajni.

Global warming is a result of Rajni's workout sessions!

The leaning tower of Pisa leans because Rajni accidentally sneezed near it

new
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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...



RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!

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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket, he played a defensive
shot...
.
.
And now that ball is called..." PLUTO "
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BREAKING NEWS.....

FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???

rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind
it...
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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against
RAJINIKANTH
.
Since then,
it is called TATA NANO.
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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
.
To protect the sun from his eyes!
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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay
him back...

That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...
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USA POWER
Vs
INDIAN POWER

USA-

10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships

INDIA-

*RAJNIKANTH*
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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
.
Gmail@rajnikant.com
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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

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** Breaking news **

Rajnikanth......

got shot yesterday . .

today is the bullet''s funeral...!!
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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
.
.
Rajnikanth''s signature.

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