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What's Your Rashee : Review By Khatri The King

आशुतोष गवारीकर निर्देशित यह फिल्म एक साफ़ सुथरी 3.5 घंटे लम्बी फिल्म है
कुछ अच्छे गानों और प्रियंका की एक्टिंग के अलावा फिल्म में कुछ नहीं है !
हरमन बवेजा एक NRI है जो कि जल्द ही शादी करने वाला है,
कई रिश्तो में से वो 12 अलग अलग राशिः की लड़कियों से मिलता है
लेकिन अंत में शादी जिस राशिः की लड़की से करता है उसका कोई लॉजिक नहीं निकलता!
प्रियंका चोपडा ने 12 अलग अलग लड़कियों के रोल बहुत अच्छे तरीके से किये है !

फिल्म में गाने भी 13 है 12 राशियों के लिए 12 गाने और एक रिमिक्स !
सोहेल सेन का संगीत अच्छा है !
"जाओ ना", "आजा लहराके", "आ ले चल", "सु छे", "सलोने क्या"
और "चेहरे जो देखे है" बढ़िया गाने है !

एक लाइन में जवाब : "हर हफ्ते कोई फिल्म देखना ही हो तो इस हफ्ते की यह फिल्म है !"

Dialogues By Khatri The King

(1)KHATRI THE KING का दिमाग केलकुलेटर से तेज मगर कंप्युटर से धीमा चलता है ! :D

(2)जब KHATRI THE KING को गुस्सा आता है तब जुपिटर पर ज्वालामुखी नहीं फूटता, चाँद पर पानी का पाइप फूटता है :D

(3)AWAITED........ :P

WANTED : REVIEW By Khatri The King

~एक लाइन में जवाब : Wanted देखना तो बनता है boss ~
Its an Action Comedy Suspense packed movie.
Download WANTED from here.. http://downloads-by-khatriji.blogspot.com/
दिमाग को घर पर रखके फिल्म देखने जाओ !
प्रभु देवा के डायरेक्शन में साऊथ इंडियन टेस्ट लिए हुवे एक्शन सस्पेंस फिल्म बनाने की कोशिश थी, मगर अंत में उन्होंने फिल्म के मुख्य खलनायक
(प्रकाश राज ) से ही कॉमेडी करवा दी और फिल्म डेविड धवन की तरह एक कॉमेडी फिल्म बन गयी !
सलमान खान ने "तेरे नाम" वाली राधे की इमेज को रिपीट किया है !
"ऑफिस ऑफिस" सीरियल वाले भाटिया जी (विक्रम सिंह) ने अच्छी कॉमेडी की है एक्शन रजनीकांत की फिल्मो जैसे डाले गए है ! महेश मांजरेकर ने बेईमान पुलिस अफसर का रोल इमानदारी से निभाया है !
विनोद खन्ना, इंदर कुमार के रोल छोटे है !
आयशा टाकिया ने अपनी मासूमियत को इस फिल्म में भी बरकरार रखा है !
संगीतकार साजिद-वाजिद ने अपना "मुझसे शादी करोगी " वाला जलवा फिर से दोहराया है! "लव मी लव मी", "जलवा", "दिल लेके दर्दे दिल दे गए ","इश्क विश्क प्यार व्यार", "तोसे प्यार करते है" और "लेले मजा ले" गाने ठीक है !
अंत में खुलने वाला फिल्म का एकमात्र सस्पेंस चोंका देने वाला है !

नहले पे दहला (Film Dialogues) :

अरे ओ बेन्भाई, अपने अपने फंडे है मैं औरतो और बच्चो को नहीं मारता ,
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हम जानते है तू काले हिरनों और फुटपाथ के गरीबो को ही मारता है ! हाहाहा

ग्रुप में तो सुवर शिकार करते है, शेर तो अकेले ही शिकार करता है
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ग्रुप (सैफ अली खान , सतीश शाह , नीलम ) के साथ जोधपुर के जंगल में तो सलमान भाई आपने भी शिकार किया था काले हिरनों का.. आप भी सुवर हुवे फिर तो? हाहाहा

गुटखा खाने का इतना ही शौक है तो एक दोस्त और बनाले , कंधा देने के काम आएगा
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कंधा देने के लिए 4 आदमी चाहिए होते है सल्लू मियाँ ! और शराब पीने का शौक हो तो ? हाहाहा

एक बार मैंने जो Commitment कर दिया तो फिर मैं अपनी भी नहीं सुनता !
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क्यों भाई , Commitment करने के बाद बहरा हो जाता है क्या ? हाहाहा

Career Path Finder

An emotional story

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father....
with painful eyes he asked

'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'

Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions...... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches,
child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .

Anger and Love have no limits, Choose the later to have a beautiful & lovely life ....

Things are to be used and people are to be loved,
But the problem in todays world is that,
People are used and things are loved.....

About India - By a Pakistani Writer (Very Morale Boosting)

Very morale boosting for indians. You may like this article about India - By a Pakistani Writer
The next time we feel like cribbing about India, politicians, corruption etc., we might want to remember this message and count our blessings instead...

The Indian Chromosome By Dr Farrukh Saleem ~ {ERG}
Twenty-five thousand years ago, haplogroup R2 characterized by genetic marker M124 arose in southern Central Asia. Then began a major wave of human migration whereby members migrated southward to present-day India and Pakistan.

Indians and Pakistanis have the same ancestry and share the same DNA sequence.
Here's what is happening in India:

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.

In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.

In November, comes Neeta's birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday present: A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins, satellite television, wireless communication and a separate cabin with game consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani's wife, and Mukesh is not India's richest but the second richest.

Mukesh is now building his new home, R esidence Antillia (after a mythical, phantom island somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean). At a cost of $1 billion this would be the most expensive home on the face of the planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh's new family residence, for a family of six, will be the equivalent of a 60-storeyed building.

The first six floors are reserved for parking. The seventh floor is for car servicing and maintenance. The eighth floor houses a mini-theatre. Then there's a health club, a gym and a swimming pool. Two floors are reserved for Ambani family's guests. Four floors above the guest floors are family floors all with a superb view of the Arabian Sea.

On top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is expected to care for the family and their family home.

In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment destination.

Pakistan wasn't even in the top 25 countries. In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign member states, had requested the Election Commission of India to assist the UN in the holding elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah and Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanestan.

Why the Election Commission of India and not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all, Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi.

Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin; 38 percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA scientists are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians; and 28 percent of IBM employees are Indians.

For the record:

Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail. Sun Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla. The Intel Pentium processor, that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham. Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard's E-speak project. Four out of ten Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians. Bollywood produces 800 movies per year and six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.

For the record:

Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore.India now has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan has none (not a single dollar billionaire).

The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating wealth.

In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani's father, left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion.

In 2007, their combined wealth stood at $94 billion.

On 29 October 2007, as a result of the stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee, Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth climbing to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at around $56 billion).
Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup.

We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely: M124).

We have the same DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence.

Our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same.

We watch the same movies and sing the same songs.

What is it that Indians have and we don't?

Indians elect nincompoops as their leaders so that they can work in peace.

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10 Things you can do for your country

40 Things You May Not Know

1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton.

2. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickle the company once had.

3. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks - otherwise it will digest itself .

4. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

5. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a "tittle".

6. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

7. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

8. A duck's quack doesn't echo ... no one knows why.

9. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

10 Every person has a unique tongue print (no licking at the scene of a crime!).

11. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

12. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was albino.

13. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

14. During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.

15. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

16. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

17. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

18. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww)..

19. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants!

20. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

21. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

22. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

23. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

24. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

25. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was never a recorded Wendy before!

26. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

27. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

28. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

29. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

30. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19.. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

31. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

32. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

33. American Airlines saved $40,000 in '87 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.

34. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

35. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples!

36. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

37. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

38. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

39. Back in the mid to late 80's, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator game.

40. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages them.